“I once came down with a skin condition called “pityriasis rosea,” which basically causes all of your skin to break out into a giant rash. I also managed to contract a mild case of strep throat at the same time, thus hindering my ability to speak properly. Anyways, I was minding my own business one day playing Fallout 3 whilst covered in these hideous rashes, when my girlfriend calls me. I answer the phone unintentionally like so: “What do you need smooth-skin?”
There was a very long pause after that. But just so you all know: no regrets.”
